Tag: humor
15 quotes
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We’re all going to die. Life is too short to have a stick up your ass.
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Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble on the tiny feet.
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A Pastafarian Prayer Our Farfalle, Who art in Marinara, Hallowed be Thy Noodle. Thy Rigatoni come. Thy Penne be done, In bolognese as it is in Marinara. Give us this day our daily pasta. And forgive us our use of jarred sauces, as we…
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
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I think I’ve discovered the secret of life–you just hang around until you get used to it.
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I'm the Whether Man, not the Weather Man, for after all it's more important to know whether there will be weather than what the weather will be.
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So in the words of the great philosopher Jimmy Buffett: Shit happens.
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Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.
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With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
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It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
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Beer has food value But food has no beer value unknown
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities