A Pastafarian Prayer

Our Farfalle, Who art in Marinara,
Hallowed be Thy Noodle.
Thy Rigatoni come.
Thy Penne be done,
In bolognese as it is in Marinara.
Give us this day our daily pasta.
And forgive us our use of jarred sauces,
as we forgive those who overcook their macaroni
And lead us not into The Olive Garden,
but deliver us from Chef Boyardee.
RAMEN!