Tag: satire
6 quotes
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A Pastafarian Prayer Our Farfalle, Who art in Marinara, Hallowed be Thy Noodle. Thy Rigatoni come. Thy Penne be done, In bolognese as it is in Marinara. Give us this day our daily pasta. And forgive us our use of jarred sauces, as we…
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I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
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Yes, I know I’m just an oxygenated carbon sack clinging to a rock hurtling through the unfeeling infinity of dark matter, but did you hear that my kid got into Princeton?
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The industry is desperate for us to become rational, self-interested consumers with goals (Homo sapiens), instead of what we actually area screeching panoply of annoying semiconscious super-chimps (Homo molestus).
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New synonyms for Global Warming: Global Boiling Global Weirding or Climate Disregulation Various news commentators California’s secular faith in nature is that water plus sunshine equals enlightenment.
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A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it